Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
Why can't I set my laser printer on "STUN"?
If the No. 2 pencil is so popular why is it still number 2?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why do psychics have to ask your name and better yet why don't they know you're coming?
If you choke a Smurf, what color do they turn?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they put Braille dots on the drive thru window of the ATM?
If most car accidents occur within 5 miles of your home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles further?
Why is the alphabet in that order...is it because of that song?
If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell, does that make it a success?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
How do they get the deers to cross at the Deer Crossing Signs?
If white wine goes with fish, do grapes go with sushi?
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