WHY?

Sometimes, answers are irrelevant- it's the question that counts. These cosmic questions are from the Internet.....

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is it that when you tranport something by car, it's called a shipment,

but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

If you're driving in a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why do they call it necking?

Why isn 't phoenetic spelled the way it sounds?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If he's arrested, does a mime need to be told he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

What's another word for synonym?

What is the speed of dark?

Questions taken from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

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